Off-Color Issue: KIM K AND KRIS HUMPHRIES' Marriage Down The Drain, But Still Fashionable

As you already know by know, after 72 days of marriage, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are calling it quits. But even Kris is surprised by that.

IS MARRIAGE EVEN SACRED ANYMORE?? NOWADAYS, PEOPLE ARE TREATING IT LIKE BAD CANDY, JUST SPIIIIIT IT OUT!!

Pic: NecoleB***hie/ Paint altered by The Only Jaiden